Arse full of farts

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Photograph: Jonathan Hession. He might be celebrated for his epic and allusive novels, but James Joyce came straight to the point when writing to his partner, Nora Barnacle. This was the opening salvo of a letter from and is just one of scores of explicit missives he sent her. A new stage show is celebrating such letters of desire sent by famous figures through the centuries, whether explicit or coded, erotic or romantic.

Arse Full of Farts

James Joyce's Love Letters Will Have You Burning Your Copy Of Ulysses

When you think of love letters from history, Shakespeare's plumed quill and words like "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? What about odes to armpits and farts? Not so much? Well, that's about to change after you get a load of these unconventional love letters from famous artists throughout history. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart might have been a genius at writing music, but he was less skilled in the art of writing love letters.

13 NSFW Lines from James Joyce’s Incredibly Dirty Love Letters

Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling.
It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have.